Soooooooooooo I have bangs now and I am pretty excited about them, as you can see:
Maybe you can be a grownup for 5 minutes and not make this post weird with your pervy mind, but I am pretty into bangs. This is certainly not my first bang rodeo, but it has been a few years. I got a lot of compliments the last time I did bangs (ranging from nice to borderline creepy but still nice), so I decided to get bangs again. I do not regret that decision, and here are some reasons why…
Bangs make you look more put together, even on the days you throw your [2 days] unwashed hair into a bun:
Bangs make you look fun and sporty while you sweat your diet coke out at the gym for 2 hours:
Bangs make you look sort of tough when paired with the right sunglasses, like maybe you’re on your way to shoot someone in the knee cap for screwing up a drug deal that your Bang Gang** was facilitating. Of course, the J Crew gingham/cardigan combo might indicate otherwise:
Finally, Bangs just work for me and this face of mine. I think that is why I got the borderline creepy comments 2 years ago, and why I got as many borderline creepy comments when I cut them this time:
**Yes, I proposed the idea of the Bang Gang to Bergendi after she also cut bangs, and no a Bang Gang is NOT the same as that other thing. Not even close. Our gang does things like trim our bangs every 2 weeks and get brunch at Ruth’s and make trips to Ikea for closet organizers. I think she was initially a little hesitant to join because I am so intimidating in my J Crew, but she eventually agreed. Stay tuned for the initiation brunch details!
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