I am pretty sure that dating should come with a warning label or maybe just a Dr. Kevorkian kit. Whether you are on a blind date with some guy your aunt works with or that cute boy from class finally asked you out, things can turn ugly in the blink of an eye. One second he is playing a Counting Crows song for you on the piano, the next he is yelling at you for making a joke about Satan living down a dark dirt road you passed (true story…my bad). For this reason I have decided to list the top 5 signs that you are on a bad date. These are all dates that yours truly has lived through. I couldn’t make this stuff up.
5. You have so little in common with him that you actually reach a point of desperation on the date where you ask what the weather is like in Kansas City (his hometown) to which he replies, “I dunno, kind of like here” so you officially give up and spend the next hour and a half in complete silence.
4. Your date dons his old high school wrestling suit, drives you to a remote location at night, and asks you to climb an old railroad bridge to jump into the Jordan River. I’m sorry but I am not jumping into that cesspool ever… especially not in the dark! They find bodies floating in there for heaven’s sake!
3. You are on 1 blind date with 2 brothers. Turns out when their older brother tried to give one of them your number there was an argument as to who got it. The solution they came up with was for the 3 of you to all go out. Not weird at all!
2. He calls you up the night of the date and asks you to just meet him at the bar because he doesn’t want to drive “clear out there to pick you up”. That and he is already pretty drunk and “probably shouldn’t drive”. Because you are a little special you actually agree to meet him and go through with the date. Red flags were meant to be ignored right?
1. He takes you to a party with his friends. You fall asleep while watching a movie and when you awake he is making out with some other girl while still sitting right next to you. Sure it was probably poor manners for you to fall asleep, but does that really make it ok for your date to swap saliva with some other girl?
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