Coming at you live from the mom lady's unnecessarily large SUV, complete with weird smell and stickers on the inside of the windows. We are making the trek to the dreaded Utah county to attend a reception for my nearly under age cousin. As we venture further and further into hell, this was the conversation with my 10 year old brother:
Sam: "How old is Amy?"
Mom: "She's Geoff's age, so she just turned 20"
Sam: ....
Me: "Stop right there! I don't want to hear it!"
Sam: (snickering)
Me: "I know what you're thinking back there and just don't say it!"
Sam: "WELL YOU'RE 26 AND YOU'RE STILL NOT MARRIED!!!!!"
You know you've reached a new level of singlehood when the judgement and frustration seeps down from the grandparents and parents to the children.
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